ronny “peters” – comedy – ronny


I love comedy! I like to make people laugh!

Here’s a routine originally performed by Russell Peters. Enjoy!

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Rude jokes – ronny

rude jokes

Hi, all. This is Ronny Mukherjee, and I have not been writing any blogs lately. In fact, this is actually my first one! So here are a couple of homemade jokes for a start.

So, there is a terrorist commander inspecting his new platoon of rookie terrorists. He orders them to stand in a line. He looks at the line, and sees twenty or so heavily muscled tough guys, and one little 8 year old boy with glasses. He says, “Okay, new terrorists! I will ask you where you received your combat training, and then I will hand one Ak-47 to you.” He asks the first guy, “Al Khemed Base!” “Okay, here is your gun.” The inspecting proceeds in much the same fashion until he reaches the boy. “Where did you receive your training?” “Call of Duty 4!” He hands the boy a gun. The boy asks, “Where is the R1 button on this?”

A midget walks to the battlefield, picks up a rifle, walks to an enemy soldier and fires, crying “BOOM! HEADSHOT!” The soldier cries out, “OW! My knee!”

A midget goes up to someone he hates, saying “I am going to jump you tomorrow!” “Okay, I’ll be wearing shin guards.”